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behind the counter.

I really do not know anyone that is going to appreciate this story like I do. So I’m just going to tag the hell out of this and maybe someone will stumble upon it and be a bad enough catholic, but to know enough to enjoy it as much as i did.

My Dad came home from church tonight, I haven’t been in ages. He takes my grandma every week.

I asked him how church was tonight, and he told me “they changed it.”

what do you mean they changed it? 

 they changed the rugs. and something behind the counter.

COUNTER? (I start peeing my pants laughing.) BEHIND THE COUNTER? LIKE @ 7-11? (uncontrollable fit of laughter. dad, raised catholic, church constantly, catholic school, alter boy- the whole nine yards. calls the alter “the counter”)

Alter. behind the alter. and they changed the words around.

shut up they did not change the words at a catholic mass.

yeah they did. they even gave me cheat sheets.

CHEAT SHEETS hahaha

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